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>"Wanna see something cool Li Li?"
"Finally find magic in that book that isn't just death and destruction?"
>"Well, no. But Hilda told me about your cloud serpent pet."
"He's a friend, not a pet. And she probably told you too much."
>"Uhh maybe. Anyway my Aunt taught me a spell. Er, more like I snuck into her room and took notes on her grimoire. It doesn't say anything about danger but I kinda figured out how it works. Sorta. She wrote it more like a ritual. And supposedly-"
"I get it. So what's up?"
>"Consentacles."
"Tentacles?"
>"Mostly. But not the C'Thun kind. These ones listen and can monitor your life force. I think you call it Chi?"
"Don't compare my culture to your weird warlock crap. It's just wrong."
>"Okay rude. At least try it out? I heard you and Hilda last night and I figured this could help?"
"You already know I'd just ask you if I'm heated. Have you even summoned these before?"
>"Once but I bailed."
"Ooohh sounds like a challenge then. Alright let me take a shot!"
>"Cool let me just set up a circle here... oh and you'll want to take your sandles off."
"Why?"
>"They like paws. Not sure why."
"Woah. They're like /extra/ slippery. How do you make them go away?"
>"Just tell me and they'll banish back into the circle. Want me to look away?"
"See, you say that but the bulge in your pants don't. You're fine dude."